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两人扯：中国忙人

2011-07-14 10:30:05| 分类：两人扯 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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两个好朋友，高潭和郭纶，喜欢一起闲扯。

一天，郭纶问高潭：“中国有两个大忙人，你知道吗？”

高潭说：“知道，胡总温总，天天忧国忧民。”

郭纶摇头。

高潭说：“那就是我们俩，天天帮胡总温总忧国忧民。”

郭纶依然摇头，之后说：“这两个大忙人，一个叫‘专家’，一个叫‘网民’。他们角色定位准确，分工把守明确，一个红脸一个白脸忙两件事，专家忙‘认为’，网民忙‘质疑’。只要出了点什么事，就会听到新闻先是这么说——‘专家认为’，过一会儿又说——‘网民质疑’，你说他们忙不忙？”

高潭笑说：“这俩大活宝，那是天天见！”

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